The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

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Gordism

A very rare mental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of Down Syndrome, Autism, and Dwarfism all at the same time.

Symptoms
-Hacks at brawl
-Fails to maintain a passing GPA
-Stops eating for days on end
-Repeats the same joke over 100 times
-Thinks he makes good jokes
-Sucks at making jokes
-Sucks penis

etc...

Q: You heard of that kid Nick Gordon?
A: Yeah man I heard he got some major gordism going on...

Gordism by Dr.Einsteiner January 26, 2014

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goodish

what you use to describe something that is in between okay and great. pretty much saying good but adding -ish on the end because your cool.

Person 1: how was your day today?
Person 2: great, how was yours?
Person 1: it was goodish i guess.

Person 2: oh thats cool bro.

goodish by surveve October 5, 2011

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gordism

a defintly real relgion

hey wanna join gordism

gordism by yeetus yeetus comit February 25, 2019

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