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Owl related art and memorabilia, promoting owls as a good omen.
I believe in goobism. I love owls.
goobism by Unag September 10, 2019
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The nickname Smite players give to the Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis. It's a mix of two words, Golden (one of his in-game skins) and Anubis (his name).
Goobis is ganking right.
goobis by AtenRe May 17, 2016
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Just good times and good vibes gettin' high on some good ganja
"Friend 1: What's up baby? Friend 2: Just chillin' man, relaxin' got some goodism" -line from the movie Dude Where's The Party
goodism by serge2k November 24, 2018
The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018
A fun way of calling someone a goober.
You're such a goobis
Goobis by PrdflS8n September 21, 2023
A form of government that relates itself to the heavy usage of warcrimes. Those who endorse goonism are likely to be racist, sexist, retarded, and overall an incel or all of the above. It's highly advised you stay away from anyone who is a goon.
Did you hear about Frank? I heard he was partaking in awfully goonish behavior, I think he's an advocate for goonism.
Goonism by Decab August 3, 2022
Smearing smuckers Jam on a bare ass then eating it out
Janet enjoyed the Goobis I gave her yesterday.
Goobis by MarkHamiwitz March 10, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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