Goofism

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Goofism is the the illness or sickness of being a good. Examples, hardcore, non-stop thievery, pathological liars, and basically anyone who is constantly fucking you around, all are infected with goofism. It is highly contagious and passed on by hanging out with goofs

Nanaimo is a town that runs rampit with goofism in BC. If you're an all around decent person, beware, goofism will fuck with your entire life and is also very contagious

Goofism by Generallygoodheartedwoman July 22, 2022

Words you can keep

goofist

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

goofist by joelh January 15, 2009

Related Words

Goofism • Goonism • Goofis • Gonfism • goobism • goodism • goofim • goofish • goofist • Goofyism

Goofyism

This is the religion of the Goof ball. The Goof is a rare and hard to find person, Chances are if you are always laughing it could be the person with you. They are non-judgmental and always looking for fun! Remember Gooficus set us forward to Goof around!

My religion is Goofyism, I am a Goofyist, or goof ball!!

Goofyism by Dr Goofy Mofo April 11, 2008

goofim

It means when somebody has big, goofy teeth and is just ugly. When they have those goofy snorty laughs..

Go away you ugly goofim! You look completely foolish!

goofim by Choong1 May 8, 2005

goodism

Just good times and good vibes gettin' high on some good ganja

"Friend 1: What's up baby? Friend 2: Just chillin' man, relaxin' got some goodism" -line from the movie Dude Where's The Party

goodism by serge2k November 24, 2018

Goonism

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

Goofis

A dorky dork and a mix between a goober and a doofis

"Come on Bill, why are you such a goofis?"

Goofis by Createrdaniel December 29, 2019

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026