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Goofism is the the illness or sickness of being a good. Examples, hardcore, non-stop thievery, pathological liars, and basically anyone who is constantly fucking you around, all are infected with goofism. It is highly contagious and passed on by hanging out with goofs
Nanaimo is a town that runs rampit with goofism in BC. If you're an all around decent person, beware, goofism will fuck with your entire life and is also very contagious
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A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.
dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."
goofist by joelh January 15, 2009
Related Words
Goofism • Goonism • Goofis • Gonfism • goobism • goodism • goofim • goofish • goofist • Goofyism

Goofyism 

This is the religion of the Goof ball. The Goof is a rare and hard to find person, Chances are if you are always laughing it could be the person with you. They are non-judgmental and always looking for fun! Remember Gooficus set us forward to Goof around!
My religion is Goofyism, I am a Goofyist, or goof ball!!
Goofyism by Dr Goofy Mofo April 11, 2008
It means when somebody has big, goofy teeth and is just ugly. When they have those goofy snorty laughs..
Go away you ugly goofim! You look completely foolish!
goofim by Choong1 May 8, 2005
Just good times and good vibes gettin' high on some good ganja
"Friend 1: What's up baby? Friend 2: Just chillin' man, relaxin' got some goodism" -line from the movie Dude Where's The Party
goodism by serge2k November 24, 2018
The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.
“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”
Goonism by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018
A dorky dork and a mix between a goober and a doofis
"Come on Bill, why are you such a goofis?"
Goofis by Createrdaniel December 29, 2019
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