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a woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions.
-Dressing up her cats
-Taking videos and pictures of them
-Telling other people stuff about her cats that they do not care about
-Thinking that her cats are really intuitive
-Wearing clothes with cats on them
-Owning things with cats on them
-Not being lonely because she has her cats!

Note: A cat lady may smell like cat pee but this is not required
It's so annoying when that cat lady posts pictures of her cats all over Facebook.
by How Unicorns Are Made November 17, 2010
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.
"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."

"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."

"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"
by Casualtie March 20, 2007
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A woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly "crazy" cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats.

There is such a thing as a CLEAN cat lady. Who only has 7 cats, who own a house and a yard for them to all run and play in. Who can afford to feed and take her cats to the vet regularly. You might not understand why anyone would want to spend all their money on cats, since you do not understand any love for cats at all or who would pass up an opportunity to save for a big screen tv, fancy car, football tickets, what have you. Cats matter too!
That girl is hot...

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Oh... never mind then. Crazy cat lady.

That girl is hot!

Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!

Ok never mind then, she is SUPER HOT!
by RubyBlueHeart September 23, 2013
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A woman who is fond of cats so much that she decides to live her life with cats all around her than being with chauvinistic male. The catladies are independent women who know how to take care of their cats. They are proud, highly intellectual beings having a behavior resembling that of a cat itself.
Who is that beautiful girl yonder?

She is a catlady neverland.

Oh badluck.!
by Abbeyray December 31, 2015
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Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.
"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."
by annie December 27, 2003
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an old woman who lives alone with multiple cats and smells of cat urine. the cats' names will often be similar to "FooFoo" or "Mr. Snookums"
"Lets go steal a cat from the cat lady and lynch it"

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?"
by Jessuppp September 04, 2005
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