goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

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goochie mane

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.

Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!

by Sleazy Listening July 6, 2010

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These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)

These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.

These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.

They must be stopped.

They must be killed.

They are the Goochmen.

Fucking Goochmen ruin everything.

by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010

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Goochie Flector

1. A defence mechanism used to deflect a hand used to fondle the double chin.
2. A vaginal exercise

1. "She tried to tickle to my chin and I used the good old Goochie Flector."
2. "Before my boyfriend comes over, I plan on doing some Goochie Flectors."

by Rowdy Rhonda March 2, 2009

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