Word origin: Anderson, SC
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
Get the Goobydick mug.Someone who is a goober, doofus, or dumbass. A goondick will usually take this as a complement to his stupidity and will continue to do things that make him look as though he is a goondick, such as being outsmarted by microwaves, tellings stories that never really happened, talking about having sex with their friend's underaged cousins and talking about writing in his diary when people are mean to him.
So, I have this really great story that never really happened...
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
If you don't stop making fun of me, I'm gonna stick it in your cousin's ass.
--- Charlie, you're such a goondick.
Jamie, your microwave's smarter than me.
--- Man, Charlie you're a goondick.
by Waddle June 11, 2006
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noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.
i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.
Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.
by Big Goody May 28, 2022
Get the Goondicker mug.Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.
The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)
She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)
by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008
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Get the gooyduck mug.A deep thinker that sometimes is misunderstood for brainstorming outloud or bring dramatic effect to the situation, sometime not politically correct. Fearless with speech sometime making fun of themselves to prove a point.
Q:How we gonna get down from the 2nd floor of the new building?
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!
A:We should put in firemens pole.
A: Your such a Goondick. We should have stairs like everyother building!
by Goondick February 7, 2019
Get the Goondick mug.***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick
John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.
by MisterBee April 12, 2008
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