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When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.
My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.

The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
by King_shields January 29, 2018
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A really strange person. Someone who doesn't have a clue. Weirdo. Someone with a far -left liberal agenda.
I can't stand listening to that Chuck Schumer, he's such a fucking goofy dick!!
by Whitedevil678 June 20, 2018
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