Goofdicker

A crazy man who likes big titties, rumple shots, weed and dancing by himself.

A doctor who is somehow poor. A man who calls normal people crazy despite him being extremely crazy himself. A man who plays pool but never gambles. A man who “accidentally” puts it in the wrong hole.

A man who never apologizes or owns up to his mistakes but just says “whoops” instead.

Look at that goofdicker dancing by himself on stage. I heard his girlfriend is pissed at him again.

by goofdicker December 18, 2023

Goondicker

noun. verb: Goondicking
A person who slacks or goofs off at work and not caring a bit about who he/she is affecting. Can also be referred to someone who is critically unaware of their surroundings or situations causing problems for everyone else.

i.e. driving, working, walking, or any other daily tasks.

Steve was Goondicking today and he caused our three hour job to take six hours.

Hey Joe, stop sexting on your phone and get back to work, you goondicker.

by Big Goody May 28, 2022

Golddicker

It's a golddigger but there also a thot at the same time

Jack-Fuck there's that bitch again she a golddicker
James-Yeah man she's a big fucking golddicker

by Xokoe January 22, 2019

goofdick

Someone who is fucking goofy, and acts like a dick.

***** (8:14:19 PM): what the fuck is a goofdick?
reasonless** (8:14:40 PM): why the fuck does it matter? rofl
reasonless** (8:15:47 PM): Here i'll break it down
reasonless** (8:15:54 PM): what does goofy mean? what does dick mean?
reasonless** (8:16:02 PM): usually someone who is a goofy fuckin dick

John, you're a fuckin goofdick.
Damn, that kid was some goofdick johanson.

by MisterBee April 12, 2008

Goofnocker

An idiot, normally associated with Bonniebruise

"Ryan, is such a fucken goofnocker!"

by Bonnie Bruise Goofnocker May 4, 2018

Gofficker

Some one who creates a parody of a language

John is a Gofficker. He created a parody of arabic

by Coldenharten November 24, 2025