Gooberless
I am gooberless.
Gooberless by Fagneto May 9, 2023
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gooberness disease
The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009
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Goobermensch
Goobermensch by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022
Goobermensch
Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.
"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"
Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009
gooberpuss
Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.
gooberpuss by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014
gibberless
adjective; a description of an idea, concept, methodology, procedure, or discipline that is so highly technical as to be meaningful to only a small number of individuals, but that sounds like gibberish to everyone else.
“her explanation of polar alignment and plate solving an astronomical imaging system was completely gibberless to us, so we just sat there politely listening with our tongues hanging out.”
gibberless by omegaequalsone April 5, 2021
gooberlips
gooberlips by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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