Gooberless 

Someone who is without a goober.

I am gooberless.

Gooberless by Fagneto May 9, 2023

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Goobermensch 

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.

The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.

Goobermensch by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022

Goobermensch 

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

gooberpuss by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

gibberless

adjective; a description of an idea, concept, methodology, procedure, or discipline that is so highly technical as to be meaningful to only a small number of individuals, but that sounds like gibberish to everyone else.

“her explanation of polar alignment and plate solving an astronomical imaging system was completely gibberless to us, so we just sat there politely listening with our tongues hanging out.”

gibberless by omegaequalsone April 5, 2021

gooberlips 

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.

Wow look at that gooberlips over there talking shit.

gooberlips by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006