gooberness
gooberness by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007
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gooberness disease
The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
gooberness disease by goober2011 November 17, 2009
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His Royal Guberness™
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Goobermensch
Goobermensch by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022
Goobermensch
Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.
"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"
Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009
gooberpuss
Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.
gooberpuss by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014
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