gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.

After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.

by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

His Royal Guberness™

Term to describe Wisconsin's Scott Walker and his despotic escapades.

His Royal Guberness™ and the Wakenhut Palace Guard have locked down the Wisconsin State Capitol Building.

by wajobu March 20, 2011

Goobermensch

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.

The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.

by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022

Goobernuts

A term of affection reserved for that special someone.

I love you goobernuts!

by Kranic November 9, 2010

Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

by retracj April 8, 2009

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014