gooberlips 

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.

Wow look at that gooberlips over there talking shit.

gooberlips by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006

Goobervision 

When one's perception of the world is dumb or ignorant.

Dude, that 24 pack of La Cervaza has really gave you goobervision if you believe that the Lakers are not going to win the finals this year.

Goobervision by bru2586320 April 13, 2009

Gooberism 

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

Gooberism by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

Gooberries 

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

Gooberries by stallionitalian July 25, 2010

Goobergiser 

A monkey without balls and a brain.

You are a Goobergiser

Goobergiser by MATADIO December 9, 2003

gooberish 

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

gooberish by Stormbehr October 3, 2017

Gooselips 

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.

I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!

Gooselips by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003