gooberest 

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

gooberest by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

Gooderesting

When you act extremely good, you get promoted from good to gooder to goodest too goodester. But that all ends when you become interesting! Now you have been promoted to the highest rank in the entire world, people kneel before you, because you are now GOODERESTING!

Neil: Hey man, I am feeling gooderesting today
Jax: OH CRAp, **Kneels down** We shall worship you King gooderesting the great!
Loser: Oh, I am just goodest ;(

Gooderesting by Greatneil80 April 25, 2019

gooberment 

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

goobersquatch by Doctor Science May 21, 2008

oobert goobert 

oobert goobert

oobert goobert

oobert goobert by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019