gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

Gooberous

Adjective:
1. To have the behavior of a goober.
2. To be a little bit of a silly goofy guy.

Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Goobernuts

A term of affection reserved for that special someone.

I love you goobernuts!

by Kranic November 9, 2010

gooberus

a Cerberus made of goo

yo that hot three headed dog is made of goo, it must be a real gooberus!

by gooberus February 26, 2022

gooberness

Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.

After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.

by Dan Bunyard September 17, 2007

Gooberless

Someone who is without a goober.

I am gooberless.

by Fagneto May 9, 2023