Goo Monkey

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A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

Goo Monkey by Black Op August 27, 2009

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Goo Monkey

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.

Hey look at Pongoz, He's pestering his brother like hell. He's such a Goo Monkey.

Goo Monkey by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010

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monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

monkey goo by eda-skip July 29, 2022

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monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig

Jit you a monkey goo jit

monkey goo jit by monkey boo April 22, 2025

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

goo monkeys by Guillermo August 29, 2003

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Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

Godmonkey by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

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Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts

John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey

Autistic goonmonkey by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025

WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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