Goo Monkey

A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing.

Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness.
Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!!
Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!!

by Black Op August 27, 2009

Goo Monkey

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.

Hey look at Pongoz, He's pestering his brother like hell. He's such a Goo Monkey.

by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010

goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.

I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

monkey goo jit

A big black monkey jit that thinks a thuff nigga but he is actully a gay barca fan that thinks madrid is ass goofy ass nig

Jit you a monkey goo jit

by monkey boo April 22, 2025