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gamonkey 

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth
gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS
gamonkey by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021
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Gadonkey 

A girl that looks like a guerrilla and a donkey.

shes usually really crispy from tanning to much and likes to take it in the ass and smells like burning flesh

"Yo man, did you see that shit, i seen that guys girlfriend shes was as ugly as a damn gadonkey"
gadonkey,animals,
Gadonkey by Apologiesx2 June 27, 2009

gutmonkey 

Gutmonkey: that deep-seated desire/obsession/passion/addiction that, gut-level, inspires you to act.

From "gut" and "monkey on your back." Not a derogatory term, but rather one that invokes the passion of an addiction and the gut-level inspiration that moves people to action.

The word CafePress made up to describe the passion/obsession/desire that leads its users to create or buy specific merchandise that relates to their own gutmonkey.
Sam's more than just a foodie; trying new restaurants is a serious gutmonkey for her.
gutmonkey by buzzcowboy April 8, 2008
This is a word used by in Iraq to mean a person that is a trouble maker. Usually this person is dealt with in a harsh manner by the towns people.
Hassan is gomoney in market and his picture is posted all over the streets.
gomoney by Hassan -Junior November 30, 2006

Goatmonkey 

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.
That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

Gasmonkey 

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.
"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."
Gasmonkey by cyndasaur July 7, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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