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gonch monster 

Slang term for an erect (penis) aka a (boner), a hyperbolic description of male human (genitals) or (genitalia).
Jim unexpectedly pulled out his gonch monster at the party causing a ruckus amongst the other partygoers.
gonch monster by datguyfrom77 March 9, 2020
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Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Goncharov 

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
Goncharov by CasualSnake November 20, 2022

gonch kibble 

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants
His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.
gonch kibble by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.
At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.
Gonch Rocket by shirtzooka March 31, 2010
The backside of the kneecap.
The man caressed my gonch pad
Gonch Pad by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019