The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and
Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most
people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin
goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get
drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and
BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the
hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?