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Gonoherpasyphlaids 

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".
Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....
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gonoherpasyphlaids 

A dangerous mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids. Commonly results in death.
Rob: Hey man i want to get a few hookers off of craigslist, and have a orgy, are you down to join Jim?
Jim: No, I'm okay, I really dont want to get gonoherpasyphlaids.
gonoherpasyphlaids by Jinx1667 November 3, 2008

gonoherpasyphilaids 

A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
gonoherpasyphilaids by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009

Gonoherpesyphilaids 

(Gono-Herpa-Syphil-AIDs)
1. A combination of Gonorrhea Herpes Syphilis and AIDs
2. A combination of all STDs
3. What you will contract from a dirty, dirty whore

ex 1. : If you bone that bitch you'll get Gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : That skuts got Gonoherpesyphilaids
Gonoherpesyphilaids by hahaRyanG August 8, 2006

Gonoherpesyphilaids 

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?
Gonoherpesyphilaids by Antjaw September 16, 2004

gonaherpasyphalaids

If your ho yuo probably got it.
That ho has gonaherpasyphalaids!
gonaherpasyphalaids by Dan December 25, 2003

GonaHerpaSyphlAIDS 

Having the combination of the worst STDs you could ever catch: Gonnarrhea, Syphlyis, Herpies, and AIDS.
That dirty whore gave me GonaHerpaSyphlAIDS!
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