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gonoherpsyphilaids

A generic term used to describe a person that is very suspect of having an STD but the exact one is not known. It incorporates all the major ones: gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids.
Dude, you don't want to mess with her, she has the gonoherpsyphilaids
by IrishRxTexan January 5, 2009
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A mixture of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and AIDS. This STD usually occurs when men and women choose to aquire themselves with new partners everyday and have tend to have very unkempt "toilet parts", if you catch my drift...ew.
"Did you here about Lusky, dude? he contracted gonoherpasyphilaids..."

"well if he didnt screw everything that moves"

"yeah, damn him and those craigslist girls"
by xXVonBitchXx February 15, 2009
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(Gono-Herpa-Syphil-AIDs)
1. A combination of Gonorrhea Herpes Syphilis and AIDs
2. A combination of all STDs
3. What you will contract from a dirty, dirty whore
ex 1. : If you bone that bitch you'll get Gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : That skuts got Gonoherpesyphilaids
by hahaRyanG August 8, 2006
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The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.
I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?
by Antjaw September 16, 2004
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Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.
Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!
by VWguy February 20, 2005
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Gonoherpasyphlaids

(THIS IS THE OFFICIAL CORRECT SPELLING)

1. A song by NoFx off of their 1993 album "Ribbed".

2. An imaginary combonation of several sexual diseases often brought up when you see someone who looks particularly "dirty".
Mandy probably has gonoherpasyphlaids; She's so easy....
by Brandyn Baldwin May 17, 2007
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Thought to be the legendary, ultimate STD. Mentioned in almost every religion's rendition of the Apocalypse.
And the Lord sayeth, the antiChrist shall be upon thee, and he shall bear the unholy mark...of gonoherpesyphillaids.
by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004
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