Gones 

N. Abbr. Gonads

An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.

1. Rocky Mountain oysters? That's just a bull's gones, isn't it?

2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.

3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.

4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.

Gones by JTR042 July 7, 2010

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

She Goes Alright 

She goes alright is an Aussie term.

Even though the term sounds like an average compliment, it is actually the worlds highest form of flattery.

Guy1: Hey have you met Laura?
Guy2: No. What is she like?
Guy1: She goes alright.

She Goes Alright by BrushieBrushieBrushie August 4, 2012

the way she goes 

A phrase used in the aftermath of a catastrophe in order to attribute the event's occurrence to some external, uncontrollable factor.

Ray, after gambling away the boys' drink money: "Lost all the liquor money, boys."

Julian: "What?"

Ray: "That's the way she goes."

Bubbles: "That's the way she goes?"

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. That's what I said - "

Bubbles: "So you lost all our drink money is what 'she goes' - she's gone."

Ray: "That's right - that's the way she goes. Sometimes she goes, sometimes it doesn't. She didn't go. That's the way she goes."

Bubbles, being interviewed moments later: "It was gonna be the best night ever, now it's the worst night ever. Fuckin' 'way she goes', he said, fuckin' way she goes..."

-Trailer Park Boys

the way she goes by Chip_Whitley July 4, 2009

Neon Genesis Evangelion 

A psychological mind fuck disguised as a typical 90's mecha anime.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion ruined my sanity."

Neon Genesis Evangelion by AristocratsOfEvil May 28, 2018

Genesee Cream Ale 

Genesee Cream Ale - a cream ale produced by the Genesee Brewing Company in Rochester, New York. Introduced in 1960,Cream Ale receives the extra step of kräusening,

a process in which finished beer is primed for carbonation with wort instead of sugar.

It's an ok starter beer / cheap beer

Comes in a dark green can .

Genesee Cream Ale

The goal was simple: brew a beer that’s smooth like a lager and crisp like an ale.

That’s how Genesee created a true American original in Cream Ale. This award-winning beer has been the style standard since it was first brewed in 1960 and remains just as smooth and flavorful as it’s always been.

Genesee Cream Ale by Blu_leef November 29, 2022

joe goes

Sex act where you work really hard for a really long time, but can't get any satisfaction

Person A: I was fucking for so long last night.
Person B: How'd it feel?
Person A: It didn't feel good, it was a real joe goes.

joe goes by Mint Nation June 29, 2017