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adjective (New Zealand)

No longer present; departed. To just stop whatever you are doing, drop everything, and go on a massive adventure.

synonyms: away, absent, off, out, not present, non-attending, truant, missing, lacking, unavailable, AWOL!
"no way, none of use even saw it coming... one minute he was here, the next minute he was goneski!"
Goneski by cannonball! September 3, 2016
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goneskies 

Gone but with the added "skies" at the end of it (pronounced as the plural of ski) to give it a more dramatic effect of the situation.
2 men are having a fight, one knees the other in the balls.

Bystander: Damn, he`s goneskies.
goneskies by Vongsta January 13, 2007
Gone. But with ski on the end. Both words are pronounced as they would be normally, but joined together.
XFire is goneski Pencil, what shall I do?
Goneski by LegoNerd February 17, 2006

loneskiis 

Loneskeis
dude loneskiis
loneskiis by jahvonjay January 8, 2021
It's an Australian slang that means one loses everything and loses really bad. Completely fucked up, diminished to nothing. Not relevant at all no more. Simply just gone to absolute dogshit.
"There's a golden rule in Australia politics. If you are not winning the support in outer suburban and hinterland electorate, you are goneskie, you are not gonna win anything, in terms of general election."
Goneski by politiques July 30, 2018
When you're gone as in fucked up, drunk, intoxicated or high as fuck.
You see that man over there? He looks like he's goneskees.
Goneskees by MistahRigoh December 24, 2019
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