a serious condition that causes the victim to have an obnoxiously large forehead
it's an extremely serious condition that should not be taken lightly
serious side effects: forehead explosions, murderous headaches and a head so heavy it needs to be dragged along the floor :(
Bob: omg Nicole has the world's biggest forehead Nigel: omg Bob wtf you can't say that she has forehead gambino
Nicole: :(((((
(Bob Nigel and Nicole are not real people, if you are named Nicole I apologize if you have forehead gambino or any other gambiguous condition)
A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better
Among all the a.k.a.s the Wu Tang Clan members all have a Wu-Gambino name, When under this alias they are in a mafia/gangster mind frame.
The Gambino names are:
The RZA - Bobby Steels
The Genius - Maximillion
Ol' Dirty Bastard - Joe Bananas
Inspector Deck - Rollie Fingers
Raekwon The Chef - Lou Diamonds (Louis Rich Diamonds)
U-God - Lucky Hands
Ghost Face Killer - Tony Starks
Method Man - Johnny Blaze
Masta Killa - Noodles
Cappadonna - Cappachino
The only person to get a Gambino name outside of Wu is Nas which is Nas Escobar
LAPD - "Them Wu Gambinos are some elitecrime team, we need to bust them"
LAPD2 "Nah we cant do that! Tony Starks will blow our heads off!!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.