Bro: Did you hear about that woman who opened up the sandwich shop?
Nad: Yeah Bro, I hear she's caf.
Nad: Yeah Bro, I hear she's caf.
by classyhipster69 November 13, 2011
Get the cafmug. by cafbrochill August 29, 2010
Get the cafmug. "man, you should have seen me at the wedding, totally caf."
"ducky pajamas, totally caf."
"hahah oh god, that hole in your pants, caf."
"ducky pajamas, totally caf."
"hahah oh god, that hole in your pants, caf."
by Totescaf September 04, 2012
Get the cafmug. by billythebufanda June 06, 2023
Get the cafmug. The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.
by Phil May 13, 2005
Get the cafmug. "caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
oh, you mean a caf??
by marshalltheatre May 28, 2011
Get the cafmug. by #warwick June 03, 2013
Get the cafmug.