"Give it up. You can't reason with that dude. Look at his eyes. He's a Gombie."

"Wake the fuck up! The Gombies are hijacking this country. They won't quit until it's a felony to think for yourself."

Gombie by Slartibart October 27, 2013

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Gombie

Noun
A person who eats an excessive amount of food that is not their own or that is meant to be shared by a group

Verb
the act of eating an excessive amount of food that is not your own or that is meant to be shared

"Wtf Corey?! Don't be a gombie with the m&ms!"

"Jackie don't gombie all the cheese fries"

Gombie by O3shelly January 19, 2016

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goobiness

The way or level oneself is a goob (short for goober)

Person A: Look at her she is so cute
Person B: Yeah her goobiness is really cute

goobiness by R3DBOI June 2, 2019

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Gombies

Zombies of Al Gore - Inconvenient Truth converts who've undergone Al Gore's training sessions to roam the globe trying to maintain the CAGW hysteria.
Coined by Australian journalist Tim Blair

Part of this may be due to the alternatives being simply too extreme to contemplate. “You’re talking about potentially millions of satellite Gore zombies – Gombies, if you will – swarming the planet,”

Gombies by rkc_oz December 21, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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