gobbin 

north country term (Lancashire/ Cumbria)
- an exceptionally stupid person - whose tongue is too big for their mouth.

I'll tell ya what, he's a reet gobbin, that one.

gobbin by lancslass July 24, 2010

Gobbin 

A gobbin is something you would call someone if you have a personal problem with them.

'Listen man, your a complete fuckin' Gobbin aren't you?'

Gobbin by stu bedford December 13, 2004

Gobbin

Gobbin (verb)
Gob·bin \ˈgä-bən\

1. Slang — To completely abandon one’s companions, team, or subordinates in a critical moment; to desert those relying on you, resulting in their severe disadvantage or downfall.

2. Figurative — To betray trust through sudden withdrawal or self-serving action.

— gob·bined \ˈgä-bənd\ (past tense)
— gob·bin·ing \ˈgä-bə-niŋ\ (present participle)

Right when the squad needed him most, he gobbined out of there and left them stranded

Gobbin by creamofsumyunguy November 10, 2025

scubby gobbin 

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

scubby gobbin by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

ocean goblin

hes a goblin who lives in the ocean and steals your bones if you dont brush your teeth

quick get him to brush his teeth before the ocean goblin gets his bones

ocean goblin by Makoto's Dad December 25, 2017

Cheshire Goblin 

A mindless sub-humanoid, a follower of a McRae Boomer Known for lacking all empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

She will ramble incoherently continually when discussing anything that conflicts with the McRae Boomer narrow minded approved world view.

This Goblin will profess herself as the most intelligent and Queen of the trolls, second only to the King of the trolls, the doxin82 Goblin.

Together with the King Goblin, doxin82 Goblin, they lead a McRae Boomer troll army.

Unlike the Cheshire Cat, a Cheshire Goblin does not disappear and continues to ramble to this day.

While the McRae Boomer is trying to win the unlosable court case and the rightful winner is fighting back, the Cheshire Goblin continues to marshal the troll army against the crowds and continues to ramble incoherently about what she wants the crowds to think.

The Cheshire Goblin calls on her troll army to enact plan Cancel Culture against those who are revealing her evil plans.

Cheshire Goblin by greatdebatecommunity February 19, 2020

Doxin82 Goblin 

A mindless sub-humamoid who follows a McRae Boomer. Known for lack empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

The Doxin82 Goblin considers doxing people as a valid way to deal with conflict.

Together with the Cheshire Goblin they lead a McRae Boomer Troll Army as its King and Queen Goblin.

The Doxin82 Goblin declares himself as the troll of all trolls taking great pride in that. Although the only trolls who follow this self professed King Goblin are a McRae Boomer Troll Army because that troll army have had concentrated education in never using Critical Thinking.

Unlike the Cheshire Goblin who uses rambling about nonsensical things as her weapon, the Doxin82 Goblin uses doxing and threats as his weapon of choice.

A Doxin82 Goblin is so dumb as to do their doxing efforts on live streams

Doxin82 Goblin by greatdebatecommunity February 19, 2020