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Goming by gomingexpert August 30, 2022
Goming (verb): The act of excessively discussing and/or debating Australian politics with one's friend group, regardless of their actual interest or knowledge on the subject. Those who engage in Goming are often well-versed in political jargon and current events, but lack the ability to assess their audience's enthusiasm for the topic.

While Goming, a person may display symptoms such as:
- Unwavering passion for Australian politics
- Obliviousness to the disinterest of others
- Inability to change the subject
- A compulsion to share political memes and news articles
"Mate, Jordan's been Goming for an hour now, and I still have no idea what he's talking about. Can someone please tell this Gomer to give it a rest?"
Goming by Corey F April 24, 2023

Going Cosby 

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.
"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"
Going Cosby by will bitten December 3, 2016

Going Paducah 

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)
“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
Going Paducah by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

When the going gets tough, the tough get going 

What this means is that when faced with difficulties and adversity, those who are mentally and physically resilient do not give up, but formulate an effective and disciplined plan of action which they initiate and carry through to a successful conclusion.
"Despite getting stuck with the fallout from Malcolm's fuck-up, Nick got everything sorted inside of a week!"
"Yeah, when the going gets tough, the tough get going."

going to new orleans 

When someone takes your shoes

Reference to the common shoe scam in new orleans where people ask you "where you got your shoes from"
"My friend says he's going to new orleans next period"
going to new orleans by ears_ears December 12, 2021