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If part of your username is Golphined, your the hottest babe ever. You probably have a crush on someone who absolutley hates you and you cant get over it. You are an amazing person and most people love you. xx
***Golphined: I like you..
Them: oh. k
its a hard life for us
Golphined by HPsGolphined December 7, 2021
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Dolphined 

Getting very very drunk
Mate i got totally dolphined yesterday night!
Dolphined by CHILDRENNNNNNN March 15, 2011

Dolphined 

Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."
Example 1

Girl - "Eh Eh."

Guy - "Oopsh." :)

Example 2

Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"

Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"
Dolphined by Abzsss October 15, 2013

golphing 

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.
I'm going to the pool to play Golph.
golphing by Comp June 15, 2003

Golphing 

Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.
He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!
Golphing by ExpressRip December 31, 2020

Dolphined 

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.
Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.
Dolphined by anonymous February 23, 2022
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