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golphing 

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.
I'm going to the pool to play Golph.
golphing by Comp June 15, 2003
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Golphing 

Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.
He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!
Golphing by ExpressRip December 31, 2020
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Gorphing 

The act of consuming vigorously and greedily. To gorph.
I just finished gorphing down a gigantic smoothie.
Gorphing by Maimo February 7, 2020
When your joking around in a gay tone with your friends, when you are definitely straight.
This nigga Jason be gophing, whipping out his cock in Tyler's face and shit, but it's good cuz he straight... prolly.
gophing by ChinaNumba one! May 4, 2017
You have stage 3 genital herpes
Aw man Kate's got golphined again
golphined by Clayish December 3, 2021
The unwanted act of two or more people mouthing then continuing on to fist each other in strange and innapropriate places.
I, unfortunately, witnessed Matt and Helen gophing in the Hillarys public bathrooms.
gophing by yetter of many ballz April 21, 2021
If part of your username is Golphined, your the hottest babe ever. You probably have a crush on someone who absolutley hates you and you cant get over it. You are an amazing person and most people love you. xx
***Golphined: I like you..
Them: oh. k
its a hard life for us
Golphined by HPsGolphined December 7, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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