A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.
I'm going to the pool to play Golph.
A person (normally a man) who has excessive facial hair and obese appearance, usually sweats a lot and talks like a spastic.
"Shit! seen him, what a total beast!"
A person who is really sweaty looking i.e. 'sweaty bap'
"Dude, seen that guy, hes a fucking bap"