goeun
The smartest girl you will know. You can get her any gift, she will like it. She is the best friend you will ever know.
goeun by Demitheawesomedefinitionnamer February 12, 2018
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Geunternet
A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Geunternet by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. May 10, 2020
GoFundMe
A website that mostly consist of ten year old kids who think they have come up with a new revolutionary way to hold ice cream, broke teenagers that are to lazy to get a job so they have other people do it for them, and then you will find the very rare portion of gofundme with actual people who actualy need money so their dog doesn't die of butthole cancer.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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