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Gundo
The act of rushing to score before all players are in game. To cap a flag in capture the flag before all players are able to move due to connection times.
This can be done in online gaming instead of waiting for all participants to enter the game. Usually done by insecure players who feel a need to score before all opponents are there as this is the only way they might score. eg: That asshole just Gundo'd the flag ! WTF , Who gundo'd the flag?
the cheating prick...
the cheating prick...
Heavens to Grundo
An expression of shock, or disbelief.
Like Heavens to Betsy! or Oh My God! but mainly said by Newton Gimmick on Teddy Ruxpin.
Like Heavens to Betsy! or Oh My God! but mainly said by Newton Gimmick on Teddy Ruxpin.
Heavens to Grundo by qcrossley October 22, 2008
queen of gondor
queen of gondor by GondorResident May 19, 2018
Gondoli
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.
A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.
A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"
"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"
"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"
"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
Fudge Gondola
When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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