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goundo

goundo is one of the craziest and funnest person in the world
goundo: i went outside with my pants off
boy: ha are you a goundo
by mcmariam May 20, 2018
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Gundo

The act of rushing to score before all players are in game. To cap a flag in capture the flag before all players are able to move due to connection times.
This can be done in online gaming instead of waiting for all participants to enter the game. Usually done by insecure players who feel a need to score before all opponents are there as this is the only way they might score. eg: That asshole just Gundo'd the flag ! WTF , Who gundo'd the flag?

the cheating prick...
by JDmon March 2, 2011
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Heavens to Grundo

An expression of shock, or disbelief.
Like Heavens to Betsy! or Oh My God! but mainly said by Newton Gimmick on Teddy Ruxpin.
Heavens to Grundo! Are you all right Teddy?
by qcrossley October 22, 2008
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queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.
by GondorResident May 19, 2018
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Gondoli

A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.

A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"

"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"

"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
by KMW231978 February 11, 2010
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Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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gondon

Russian slang for condom, pronounced "gun-donn"
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
Vanya, vot tebe poltinik - sbegaj za gondonami v magazin...
Vse menti - gondoni!
by sunyata October 10, 2007
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