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Geunternet 

A collection of tastefully curated, yet tantalizing, German pornography websites (you know, the ones that'd make 50 Shades seem G rated in comparison).
Man, at doctor's office, visibly upset: "Aaugh! Mein schwanz ist kaput!"
Doctor, in sardonic tone: "Well, ya know, there just might be a correlation between 40 years of death grip masturbation and penile nerve damage. I'll write an ambulatory referral to a urologist, I think we may need to resort to surgical solutions."
Man: "Nah, my insurance sucks. I'll make it work... to the Geunternet!!!" *fap, fap*
Doctor: "Sir, this is not an Arby's. Please put your pants back on and go to an actual Arby's to rub one out in a bathroom stall."
Related Words
Gaeun gauntlet gaunch gaunt gazunder Galunga Gaunchy gamundra Gaunty Gieun
1. (Noun) A dirty German/Canadian who likes little boys
2. (verb) To wrongly touch a little boy
Ew! I was geunterized again!
Geunter by Steve Vandernagger July 11, 2007

gauntlets 

Fingerless short or long black leather, lace, satin, mesh, or fishnet forearm covers; some have a thumbhole; goth, biker~looking, or high~fashion feminine types. They're Badass! Can have patterns, tie~around straps, velvet, available in many different styles including ones with zippers & skulls.
I have so many pair of different pairs of gauntlets but my favorite are black leather with a long zipper~they go all the way to my elbow, & they have little metal skulls on them!
gauntlets by Starchylde May 30, 2016

mondo gazungas 

boobs that are massive, beyond all human comprehension
I was with this girl last night, and she had them mondo gazungas

Run the gauntlet

An extreme internet challenge, where you are tasked with watching some of the most horrible videos out there. There are 20 levels and each one gets harder. They include a dog being skinned alive, a baby being run over by a car, and the infamous "three guys one hammer". It is currently unknown why anyone would do this to themselves.
Person 1: Hey man, you should run the gauntlet.
Person 2: no
Run the gauntlet by SKRIBZ July 23, 2016

gahungus 

The clear part of a fried egg which is neither yolk or albumen.
"Oh that's disgusting, I just swallowed some of the gahungus!"
gahungus by Ringo Slack October 20, 2006