Godspell

Expletive. Something so deluded with platitudes and presuppositionalism as to be entirely void of coherency and purpose. To be used in frustration when encountering popular media that was so clearly pandering to a lower denominator as to be insulting to the viewer's intelligence. Can be extended to include any adaptation that requires full knowledge of the source material to make any sense. Referencing the 1971 catastrophe, in which Christian apologism, hippy love, pop culture, and worship rock united in a singularity of unparalleled intellectual masturbation. Has possibly been appropriated by those too weak to resist as a banner of compartmentalized conviction.

John: Out of the way, make room for Jesus!
Super Jesus: God save the people!
Audience Member: What people? The people who just randomly started following you around stage?
Super Jesus: Story time everyone!
Neitzche: Apparently I'm a theist now. I love you Jesus!
Socrates: Me too! Allow me to spout derisive ad baculums! You're going to hell for not following the rules.
Audience Member: Why do you love him? You just met ten minutes ago. These rules are news to me.
Luther: Bless the Lord! With metaphors!
Da Vinci: Thank the Lord! With metaphors!
Fuller: We are metaphorical Jesuses!
Audience Member: Wait, back up. You still haven't answered my questions. Also, what?
Super Jesus: Suddenly I am angry with pharisees for being torah literalists. Hypocrites!
Audience Member: What was wrong with the old stuff? How are your stories better? ANSWER ME JESUS.
Sartre: Don't leave me Jesus!
Aquinas: Hear us!
Audience Member: I CAN HEAR YOU. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Super Jesus: Let's build a city.
Disciples: Nope, we're possessed by Satan.
Judas: And now I have to kill you. I'm not sure why.
Audience Member: EXPOSITION GUYS, NOT THAT HARD.
Super Jesus: I'M BLEEDING!!!! I'M DEAD.
Audience Member: ........
Super Jesus: Don't worry, I'll come back tomorrow to take your money again.
Audience Member: .........................Godspell.

Godspell by Phostopheles February 19, 2014

Watching Godspell 

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!

Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!

Watching Godspell by Esilanna June 26, 2008

Godspilla 

1. a person who constantly knocks over stuff
2. a clumsy tall person

Jill: This block tower is going to be awesome
Jack: Hey wats up? *Knocks over blocks*

Jill: Agin?! watch where you're going godspilla!

Godspilla by XMyrkatX March 8, 2011

gospellion 

Gospel but better? Idk either

Have you heard the song gospellion in a classic love?

Yeah, but I dont know what gospellion means...

gospellion by _Ligma_ July 4, 2023

godsell 

Usually a cunt

Boy :Is that james godsell ?
Stranger: yeah he's a cunt

godsell by DickinsonsGreatone January 4, 2017

Gospelled

It's another way of winning an argument.
When you get gospelled it means that you've just lost an argument when the person who won uses 100% clean language.
If you want to gospel someone, you have to keep your cool when having an arguement and just state the facts and hit them hard without using bad language.
It mainly works on people who thinks that they always win arguments, it's a nice way to shut them sippy people up.

Guy 1: This girl is annoying me like hell man, talking bout her girlfriend like I care and I just met her.

Guy 2: Just gospel her man, you know you don't want to give her a bad impression. Keep the language clean!

Guy 1: Yeah, that's what I'm gunna do!

*Day After*

Guy 1: Yo man, she took it lightly and I gospelled her ass.

Guy 2: I told you bro!

Gospelled by Bayleybeats August 27, 2011

Gospellian

1. A "Jesus-only" Christian, who reads, interprets, and lives by the Gospels. Usually starts off as someone wanting to find the "right" Christian denomination, the purest, most genuine form of the Christian faith, only to be let down and/or deceived into joining cults. He or she may or may not reject the other books of the Bible, but will reaffirm the importance of the Gospels over them, presumably because the Son matters more than anyone else.

2. To be Gospel-centered.

1. Jackson integrated Gospellian ethics into his personality; he tries to help the poor, forgives everyone, and condemns violence.

2. Mara was born a Jehovah's Witness, but eventually realized she wanted to be closer to Jesus and became more Gospellian

Gospellian by Rogue Byzantine June 28, 2017