God's 

Anything that belongs to God and is therefore off limits to small world earthlings. If you are in the presence of anything that is God's, (ex. the arc of the covenant) you will melt and then explode.

Don't touch God's coffee mug or he'll smite you.

God's by G52G December 26, 2009

God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

God's Bathroom Floor by Spectactic August 23, 2010

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

God’s Blessings by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

God’s Motor

In the late 20th century, scholars discovered that the dead sea scrolls mention God’s motor as being the SR20det manufactured by Nissan. Many other engines claiming to be god’s motor are thought to be false messiahs.

“The SR20 was in-fact god’s motor and it was prophesied that a v8 type engine would eventually self proclaim to be god’s motor. This event signals the end of days and even worse; good taste. motoronomy 1-342”

God’s Motor by an actual historical scholar December 27, 2021

God's Handle 

The act used to gain leverage in the doggy style position. It involves inserting one's thumb into the anus of a female and gripping her lower back with the other four fingers, forming a handle, in order to thrust her body onto one's penis repeatedly.

After sucking my thumb for lubrication, I stuck it in Katie's ass and took hold of God's Handle so that I could gain more momentum as I pounded her into multiple orgasms.

God's Handle by C_and_J December 18, 2013

god's pinch 

The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.

Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.

Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.

Luke: LOL whatever you say.

god's pinch by Cope_Junky98 November 15, 2016