Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
1:Pie 1: Gooble-goo, Looby-loo, Nunga-runga-lunga-shooby
shoooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Pie 2: dude, you are talking complete gobbledegook!
Pie 1: laa-puroke-la-rainybowwww...
2:Pie 1: SCHIZENHAUMER. Doggle Juate mie.*
Pie 2: Huh? oh, I see. Gobbledegook.
*Oh no! My dog just ate my pie.