Definitions by GAGAHONK
gobbledygeek
Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012
grogeoues
This is the condition of miraculously looking super cute at precisely the same time as you are exhausted and confused.