Gobbledageek 

Somebody who admits to having engaged in activities of a sexual nature with a nerd.

Jenny: Have you managed to get it on yet with that guy in the I.T. department?
Catherine: Let's just say that I'm now a fully-fledged 'Gobbledageek'

Gobbledageek by Scrabbleguru December 11, 2010

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gobbledegeek

Nonsensical jargon spoken by IT types while discussing IT issues.

He said I needed an RS-232 to Ethernet adapter - what a load of Gobbledegeek!

Gobbledegeek by Sam Christmas February 18, 2008

gobbledegeek

The written language of software engineering e.g. Java or C++ speak as interpreted by those who aren't geeks.

On looking at her boyfriend's university software engineering project she said "Its all gobbledegeek to me"

gobbledegeek by DaveS1000 January 19, 2008