gnats

litttle sucky boys

Rosie: Gnats are baby flies.
Olivia: Wait, really?
Aria: No, gnats are little sucky boys.

by kiwikweeen September 15, 2019

Gnats

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

Gnats Nadger

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something

We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal

by Swinedog May 28, 2020

Gnats nuts

A very small matter or amount.

Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.

by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

gnats pisser

used to discribe a "tight" person, can be used in terms of money and poker.

berto was as tight as a gnats pisser!

alec was playing as tight as a gnats pisser!

by Rosstipher October 20, 2005