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a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)
That goatsie man just farted sprockets!
Goatsie by Mars November 9, 2003
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gnatsemmel 

A person who’s favorite movie is pulp fiction, and also eats her own poop on a occasion
Person: Why are you eating your own poop and watching pulp fiction
gnatsemmel: OMMOMOMMSHSH
gnatsemmel by sebber July 4, 2020
Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.
Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!
Goatsie by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003
When a guy or girl opens his a**hole during sex so you can see it
Wow Shane goatsied last night during sex, it was so big!
Goatsie by Anonymous slut22 September 12, 2017
A safe area used during a game of Chasies / Tag in which a participant cannot be tagged. Also known as 'Den'.

Gatesies is thought to originate from early versions of the game played outside of school, were a defensive player would swing on a gate to remain safe from tagging.
Player 1: You're it

Player 2: You cannot tag me, sir, for I am in Gatsies.
Gatsies by Busterson January 5, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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