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Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"
Gnats by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

gnats cock 

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
gnats cock by softmint April 29, 2014

Gnats Nadger 

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something
We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal
Gnats Nadger by Swinedog May 28, 2020

Gnats nuts 

A very small matter or amount.
Don't worry about it, it's just gnats nuts.
Gnats nuts by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010

gnats bollock 

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.
He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.
gnats bollock by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

gnats pisser

used to discribe a "tight" person, can be used in terms of money and poker.
berto was as tight as a gnats pisser!

alec was playing as tight as a gnats pisser!
gnats pisser by Rosstipher October 20, 2005
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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