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Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"
Gnats by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

gnats cock 

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
gnats cock by softmint April 29, 2014

Gnats Nadger 

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something
We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal
Gnats Nadger by Swinedog May 28, 2020

gnats bollock 

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.
gnats bollock by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

gnats pisser

used to discribe a "tight" person, can be used in terms of money and poker.
berto was as tight as a gnats pisser!

alec was playing as tight as a gnats pisser!
gnats pisser by Rosstipher October 20, 2005