Gnarg 

1. The act of cumming all over one's self.

"Dayumn I just gnarged myself!"

"Billy could not stop himself from gnarging when Jane touched

his arm..."

Gnarg by Marc_is_gay_and_loves_ben_dovr June 11, 2009

Gargaro 

A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesn’t even strive for mediocrity.

Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Can’t even simp right.

Gargaro by Johnnie the Stick June 13, 2020

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.

Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Gargantous by swaggycashmmoney23 May 11, 2020

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantor the Baconator by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

Gargi 

A girl who is supposed to be called beautiful instead of sexy, pretty instead of hot, and the one to be treated as a princess rather than to be hurt by the wrong guy. She got the best personality, she is nice, caring, forgiving, but at the same time naive. She fell for the wrong person and will hold on like an idiot even when the guy fucked up so many times, and is not worth it. She is the girl I was too late to realize how much I love because I fell for her inner beauty while the jerk fell for her look. But she is still the one I'm crazy about.

Gargi is always like this though.

Gargi by Dear Abby - Jeanne Phillips an December 12, 2019

Gargano

A master of stealth.

Man he is sneakier than a gargano.

Gargano by Oodaboba December 27, 2008