Gnargoyling

The act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a Gnargoyle. This self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase "You've got no balls!" is said to the individual attempting this act.

Guy 1: "I bet you won't jump on that Gnarg, Guy2!"
Guy 2: "Fuck no dude!"
Guy 3: "Guy2's got no balls!!"
Guy 2: "Fuck you guys I'm going in for the kill"
Guy 4: "That was really easy to get Guy 2 to go Gnargoyling."

by Asswipe Medic August 23, 2011

Gnargoyling

Combing the word Gnarly & Gargoyle it is the act of perching on stoops and walls with a stern or menacing face as others pass. Very similar to Owling, but far more hip.

Hey bro wanna throw back some PBR's then go Gnargoyling?

by amvwizard August 17, 2011

Gargoyling

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

Gargoyling

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.

that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.

by neofloyd March 16, 2009

Gargoyling

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.

She was gargoyling on the keg.

by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009

gargoyling

The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.

When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling

by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009

Gargoyling

(v): The act of peering down into a large group of people gathered in a large social setting (typically a bar or party) with the intent of flirting (or picking up) people in the group. Usually used as a negative connotation.

The girls were eager to leave the bar when they noticed the group of young men gargoyling them from the 2nd level.

by vadnp August 30, 2009