Usefull 

A native french speaker tryin to write useful

Thanks for adding me , and for having me everyone ! I'll do my best to make myself usefull :)

Usefull by flowershower March 22, 2018

usefull 

Sarcastic form of useful. Synonym of useless.

My phone was slow and I saw an ad for a phone cleaner with glowing, 5-star reviews. I now have ads popping up all over. What a usefull app.

usefull by virgin916 May 20, 2021

usefull-less 

A person that tries to be helpful, but is clearly not helpful at all.

John often tries to help Jan prepare their evening meals, yet John creates more havoc than help proving that he is usefull-less.

usefull-less by toptopot June 21, 2017

usefulless 

The best word to replace 'useless'.

Hoping to get good grades in exams is usefulless.

usefulless by //waitwhat October 13, 2018

non useful body 

A term used by US Navy personnel most often in the form of the acronym "nub" to describe new personnel aboard a submarine who have not yet qualified for submarines. Typically useless for anything other than cleaning, taking out the trash, and making fun of on watch.

Term is often mistaken by nubs to be synonymous with noob.

Keane: Non useful body... I don't know what's so offensive. Man, I called this one nub a nub and he's like "It's not 'nub,' it's 'noob.' I almost tased that little punk.

Finney: Why didn't you?

Keane: I didn't want to deal with all the taser acquisition forms.

Finney: What about... Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee?

non useful body by ET1Keane November 14, 2010

Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020