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A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes
That guy loves England so much he is glaister
glaister by baz123456 February 3, 2009

glusterfuck 

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem
This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck
glusterfuck by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015
A type of cheese used in the Facebook.com game "MouseHunt".
You need glutter to catch a master to the cheese belt mouse.
Glutter by Chris Tearoll February 27, 2009
The combination of Elmer's Glue and Glitter. When mixed together they will stick to anything and everything for days, even weeks.
My daughter left a bead of glutter stuck to the table while crafting.
Glutter by CongoNY March 4, 2008

glenister 

A really cool guy that everyone likes and he also packs a big shlong in his pants all the girls wish they can get a piece of him
Girl: Wow i really wish i could suck that guys dick hes really cute. He is a Glenister
glenister by mgb7789 November 5, 2013

Minge Gutsters 

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.
Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
Minge Gutsters by Sarah July 9, 2004