glusterfuck

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem

This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck

by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

by itsmebeany April 5, 2021

clusterfuck

A Huge problem or situation

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!

by Starchylde December 29, 2014

Clusterfuck

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

Sam O'Nella Academy
here you go clusterfuck

by OMEGA_Mageoffire October 2, 2019

clusterfucktastrophe

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.

by twisterstory February 28, 2011