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glenister 

A really cool guy that everyone likes and he also packs a big shlong in his pants all the girls wish they can get a piece of him
Girl: Wow i really wish i could suck that guys dick hes really cute. He is a Glenister
glenister by mgb7789 November 5, 2013
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Maximilian Glenister 

A sad person who needs help and is often named "a sheep" and hides behind others. Also, a person who is always trying to impress others, even at the dispense of those closest to him.
Joe: "Maximilian Glenister said that your gonna ask out my girl?"
Harry: "Joe, he told me your gonna tell everyone I have a crush on Sally..."
Maximilian Glenister by CRYTAON September 7, 2017

glynnster 

When you go for a shit but you miss the toilet.
I did a big glynnster last night
glynnster by Jizzy ears February 4, 2014

Hurricane Glester 

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

Hurricane Glester by DaPacman March 2, 2009
A learned man who loves queen and country. Won the ashes
That guy loves England so much he is glaister
glaister by baz123456 February 3, 2009

Gleniffer 

A shithole of a school who has the biggest nonces as teachers and the head teachers clapped as fuck
Gleniffer is a shitehole
Gleniffer by Alex_clapped707 August 6, 2018

glenterruption 

When a person has the floor and then a person with the name "Glen" interrupts the other person in the middle of their thought or conversation. Glen interrupts this conversation proceeding to complete the original persons thought, adding his own twist to conversation.
There were a lot of "glenterruptions" today at work during our meeting.
The "glenterruption" rate seems to be going up and also spreading to other people.
glenterruption by Alvin Controls December 4, 2019
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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