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glusterfuck 

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem
This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck
glusterfuck by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015
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grubster 

A person who will get the job done by ANY means. A grubster is tough, mean, and determined. The first time I heard the term, it was a nickname for a football linebacker at my highschool. His name was Bing which didn't sound very tough so his team mates called him grubster. He would hit guys so hard that the "pop" sound would echo through the stands. Twenty years later, everyone I know still uses the term. I even hear people I don't know use the term.
Don't dis that girl, her big brother is a grubster.
grubster by David S. D. May 2, 2006

land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
when someone, especially people named bryan, are being complete douchebags and you need a creative insult

synonyms: douche, chach, asshole, anuspuss, and hardass
"gosh man, look at bryan showing up late, what a fucking gubster".
Gubster by tightgarbage January 22, 2011

Gubby Gubster 

A short man, with an even shorter temper. He gets fair thick at very little, usually drives a shit car and has a small willy, 5 foot 2 inches and those are separate measurements. No fun whatsoever.
You're such a gubby gubster.
The gubby gubster is sulking outside again.
Gubby gubster is getting fair thick.
Gubby Gubster by Gubbohater May 11, 2022

Globster 

I got a pet lobster yesterday. He a real one so he’s a globster
Globster by Gloopy51 May 30, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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