coffixx

A Coffee Fix to kick give you a kick start.

Going to get my coffixx so I can start my day.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2017

Chihuave

When your Chihuahua gives You some love & affection.

I got Some chihuave

by [e-mail] January 17, 2017

woah glowser

A person who goes to a gym but doesn't work out while pretending to know everything about working out and weightlifting but actually doesn't , because all They ever do is just walk around for the sole purpose of finding someone to go out with on a date.

I'm Not sure how to use this

CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

midgymer

A single Man that starts going to the gym for the first time when he's in his 40s because he's going through midlife crisis .

Look over there sis , you can tell that guy is definitely a midgymer. what's a midgymer ? You know when guys past 40 years old go through midlife crisis and starting to go to the gym to regain his youth.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

mermaid lounging

Going to swinger house parties.

So whatcha got planned for the weekend?

Going Mermaid Lounging. How bout you?

by [e-mail] January 17, 2017