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Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.
Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.
by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011
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Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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Glosser

To gloss over life by whoring and drugging. She was happy and horny and smooth as glass.
She was a glosser, she always walked from rich lovers because she needed to be a whore, not just treated like one, she wanted a lifestyle of a glosser.
by 8trackgto November 3, 2018
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glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.
Search on yahoo, glooker.
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gloopered

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”
by tweeezzer February 3, 2022
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Glooster

A glooster is when a pregnant woman is giving birth and the child coming out gives you oral
Yo Katie is pregnant you tryna glooster in 9 months?
by Johnmcmaster April 25, 2020
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gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose
The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!
by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005
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