Gloon 

Adj / Verb / Adverb

When you Goon so hard that your body starts to glow.

Person 1:
Man I just glooned SO hard last night.
Person 2:
Me too! Wanna have a Gloon off tomorrow?
Person 1:
Cowabunga dude! Of course!

Gloon by anonymous July 25, 2025

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

GLONTCH 

The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.

"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower

GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023

Glooby 

-used to describe liquids or semi-liquids that have a smooth and thick texture, but are not necessarily sticky or adhesive. -The exact consistency of the substance can vary somewhat, but the key feature is that it has a certain viscosity and smoothness that sets it apart from more runny or watery liquids.

-The shiny, orange paint appeared to have a 'glooby' consistency as it coagulated into a singular puddle.
-Oobleck's liquidous state is described as having a 'glooby' texture/consistency.

Glooby by DGloobs May 29, 2023

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

globnozzle

When you give a guy the ultimate suck

“I gave Cohen that Globnozzle last night”

globnozzle by papabigshrimpin January 20, 2021

Glonnie Canoy 

A person who is older than 18 but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.

Ew, this guy is so cringe. This is a Glonnie Canoy Moment

Glonnie Canoy by I live inside your walls April 6, 2022